Last nights episode of "Eat It" - part A

I said before I was gonna tell you more about our favourite TV-show, "Eat It". Yesterdays episode was hilarious. The contestant was a dude just like you and me, a bit chubby, but otherwise he seemed pretty normal, except he had a nervous tic in his left eyelid, and a slight studder pronouncing the "k-sound".

-So, Steve, are you ready to take the challenge today?
-Certainly.
-And do you have any special plan you will try and carry out?
-Not really. But I am in urgent need of c-cash, so I'm gonna play for high stakes, that's for sure!
-Well, bear in mind we had some cash-hungry dudes and broads on the show before, and some of them have been lucky, some haven't. Viewers may recall Tommy from Bridgeport CT, who, after going for a fridge worth $7.500, struggled with half a gallon of syrup, 6 cubes of yeast, 30 cans of root beer, 13 links of Jimmy Dean pork sausage, 18 slices of Louis Rich Turkey Bacon and five water melons.
-I fucking know man, I saw that and almost puked myself. But growing up in this vast country, I've learned that degrading oneself is an easy way of getting along and ahead. I'm ready for the challenge baby, bring it on dude!
-Ok buddy, step in the van, and we're off and away!

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